Insulation Riot

Legend has it this design was born out of a slightly-too-late night in the office, when someone said "what if it was just... a LOT of VARM" and nobody stopped them. What started as a joke became the loudest shirt we've ever made - sixteen VARMs deep, no breathing room, exactly the kind of overkill energy that got us through the raise. Wear it when you want the room to know you were part of Series A before it was a headline.